Healthy Gamer

Healthy Gamer: And now for the next question…

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“What do you regard as most humane? To spare someone shame.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

So in the last episode, I talked about the questionable decision of returning to dating via the internets, and by extension the insidious power of denial. It wasn’t really so easy to get off the hook as this though. I got into a meaty discussion with a reader about this that really got me thinking (thanks by the way!)

Congratulations on the pedestrian accomplishment of setting aside your worries long enough to post a profile to a dating site! The committee will start planning your parade immediately! I had the profile, but there was no reason at this point for anyone to look at it. The site I was using employs an algorithm to predict compatibility by means of how users answer questions and how important those answers are to them. To be fair, most of the people I’ve associated with that ranked high with me I have thought were pretty decent people if nothing else, but that may be more an argument for the power of confirmation bias than it is an endorsement of their algorithm. Anyway, I had to start answering these questions if I was to “bait the hook,” as it were.

There are literally thousands of questions ranging over any number of topics. The more of these questions you answer, the better it will be able to theoretically predict your matches, so I answered a lot of them.

Some of these questions made my bile duct twitch, like “Can overweight people still be sexy?”

A dramatic reenactment of my reaction. Emphasis on dramatic.
A dramatic reenactment of my reaction. Emphasis on dramatic.

Wow. There should be a warning before some of these sorts of questions, a “hair-trigger advisory” sort of thing.

So, a distressingly common answer to this question is “no.” Which translates to “If you’re heavy, this is not going to work, no matter what kind of person you are.” That implies a whole boatload of negative assumptions that go along with the weight. Everything is looking solid and compatible and then you run into a question like this, which almost definitely renders all other points of compatibility null and void. Further, most people would not say “NO FATTIES PLZ LOL” in their profile outright, so you have to dig through the questions to discover how they really feel, since people are generally more open and less filtered there.

It was enough to make me grit my teeth and click away angrily just about every time. But the thing is, no matter how much I may find it distasteful (read: extremely), people are allowed to judge like that.

I have to balance this with the notion that these are my assumptions about who they are as a person based on that hair-trigger. Assumptions fueled by years of experience, but those experiences may well be tainted too. Am I saying this strictly from the view of a fatty scorned? Hell hath no fury…

The truth is, I don’t know what it’s like to be on the other side of the fence. I think about size a lot because my weight has always been a struggle. If I’d always been naturally thin, would I be one of those assholes?

What defines attraction is subjective, but I think it’s worth investigating why certain kinds of people are so attractive (or not), and I suspect most people haven’t done that. It’s like Dustin Hoffman’s reaction to playing a woman in Tootsie when he realized he wasn’t a conventionally attractive woman, and he was shocked and saddened by how invisible he became. Even more so, he realized he would have ignored a woman who looked like he did in drag.

I’m sure that one of my six readers is ready to take me to task here, citing “Okay, this is just what/who I find attractive. Does that make me a bad person?” No, it doesn’t. Taking a step back, it’s not about pointing fingers, it’s about consciously acknowledging the shame culture we live in. It’s about the fact that the existence of the question makes me twitchy and the answers make me angry, because I feel devalued by it. There are myriad social complications that come with obesity, and the last thing a person struggling with them needs is external validation of all the hate they’re already giving themselves.

In this issue, we also address tough questions like "is grass green?"
In this issue, we also address tough questions like “is grass green?”

There are lots of challenging things about dating. Twisting myself into knots about my appearance before we’ve even met should not be one of them.

Twould appear I’ve gotten off-track here, not surprisingly. Those first few weeks out in the irradiated wastelands of online dating were strange and silent, but that was all about to change when one day someone responded.

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I promised “surprising results” last time, and I don’t think any of the above is particularly surprising. I didn’t expect to take this path, but I think it’s important that I did. Come back again to hear what happened next. SPOILER ALERT: Spoilers are for suckers.


2 thoughts on “Healthy Gamer: And now for the next question…

  1. Ahh. Online dating a world I’m familiar with and luckily do not have to live in anymore. I did meet the love of my life online. Not on the site you described (but I did have a profile there too). I understand your reaction to the question you described. Things like that are hard to deal with when in black and white. Makes it harder to deal with who you are and the world you live in. I’ve learned to accept myself and but I still struggle. But there is someone out there who will love you for exactly who you are! I’m proof of that. I wish you luck and really enjoy reading… Can’t wait to hear what happens next!

    1. Hi Tasha,

      At this point in the game, it’s honestly more a dissatisfaction with the culture than my own experience. Although your response makes me concerned that I’m painting a picture of “I’m so lonely! Woe is me!” Online dating is a strange beast. This is more a picture of the whys surrounding the question, my reaction to it, and what these things say about the bigger picture. It’s never so black and white as it looks. If it were that simple and the assumptions were all accurate, I would not have been a fraction as successful with dating as I have been. Successful meaning getting to a point where we can test social compatibility, beyond knee-jerk reactions. Obviously if I were “successful” in the fullest definition of the term, I wouldn’t be single right now, but this is more choice than circumstance. Of the various women I’ve dated, only a tiny minority have given me reason to suspect that my size may have been an issue, and none of them said as much. There’s a lot of grey in there. But that’s one of the beauties of dating as a concept, is no matter what you think of yourself, there are literally millions of people who think that what you are is awesome. It’s just a matter of finding these people. Thanks for reading!

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