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How To Serve Man…And Also Win Stuff


From the Gateway Games Facebook Page:

HOW TO SERVE MAN, the galaxy’s best alien cooking competition board game where players serve up humans is now funded on Kickstarter, and we’re looking for your help in creating some delicious new recipes!

The Contest: Roll up your sleeves and sharpen your knives, because this contest will have you in the kitchen creating your own culinary masterpieces. To participate, you must cook something delicious that uses Humans as the main ingredient*. Once you’ve got your dish prepared and ready for the Judges, snap a picture and post it in the Comments. Make sure to give your dish a name so we know what tasty part of the Human you used to make it. Try and keep it rated PG-13, though, so we don’t catch any guff from the Universal Broadcast Administration.

The Rewards: The top 3 submissions will have their creations included in the game as Recipe Cards, and will have their names printed on the card as well. In addition, whoever creates the best recipe will receive a copy of HOW TO SERVE MAN when it is released later this year!

Deadline: We will be taking submissions until 11:59pm on March 7th so we can announce a winner before the Kickstarter ends on March 10th, so grab those utensils in a hurry!

You can visit the Kickstarter (linked above) to see some examples of the recipes already in the game, or head to famed Human Chef Clara Moore’s blog where she talks about the Mini-Cookbook she is creating for our already unlocked Stretch Goal

Post any questions you have below and I’ll try and answer them ASAP.

* We don’t want you to actually use Humans, but feel free to simulate the Human meat with other ingredients. Creativity is always appreciated!

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How to Serve Me…err, Man! Coming soon to Kickstarter!

coverartIn just a little over a week, Gateway Games is going to launch their first game title on Kickstarter. “How to Serve Man” is a light worker placement game where the players are alien chefs competing in an intergalactic cooking competition, trying to impress a panel of Celebrity Judges, along the same lines of a television show you may have heard of. (Tungsten Cooks or something like that. Details.) And what is the featured ingredient? Human beings! Continue reading

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The Ultimate Gateway Game: Splendor vs. Pandemic




A couple of posts ago, local celebrity and teen heartthrob Jamey Stegmaier suggested that he and I have some written discussions about various games and that the fruits of said discussions could be blog content. We have several such discussions in progress, and it’s been a lot of fun. With any luck, this can become a regular-ish feature, if not strictly between Jamey and I, then other famous guests. Here is the first of these discussions, enjoy!

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