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Healthy Gamer: Fashion is Danger

Admit it, you've always wanted to do that in the furniture section too.
Admit it, you’ve always wanted to do that in the furniture section too.

“If I didn’t have so much of this life all wrong, I would have gotten it right by now.” – Buddy Wakefield

Welcome back to “The Misadventures of Fatty-Boom-Blatty,” or as I like to call it, The Captain Hammer Project.

A few weeks ago, a friend of mine called me. She was walking around at a thrift store and called to ask me what size pants I wore. Cue phonograph needle scratching noise. 

What. The. Fuck.

The emergency sprinklers in my brain burst to life trying to kill the panic fires that just started. This is an annoyingly common reaction with me, and I’m assuming with most people with weight issues. Under regular circumstances, we avoid the subjects pretty actively. So when something comes up that asks you to directly address your weight or something related to it and there’s no place to run, it causes distress. Your mileage may vary.

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Revenge is a dish best left unserved.

revenge“I’m gonna get myself in fighting trim. Scope out every angle of unfair advantage. I’m gonna bribe the officials. I’m gonna kill all the judges. It’s gonna take you people years to recover from all of the damage.” – from “Up the Wolves” by The Mountain Goats

So in yesterday’s player hating parade, I delved into the sting of rejection by the opposite sex. This is a topic I’ve ruminated on for a number of weeks in regards to the way Healthy Gamer is going, which got me thinking oddly enough about the seven deadly sins. I also blame Seven Sisters for that. 

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Healthy Gamer – O, Captain, My Captain

It feels questionably good to be a gangsta.
It feels questionably good to be a gangsta.

“One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say” – Bryant H. McGill

The Captain Hammer Project has taken a few interesting turns lately.

I guess before I go any further, I should mention that this will not be one of those posts where I turn on the lights and send the cockroaches of my insecurities scattering. I’ve got many more of those to go, and each one is a serious emotional drain. I find that making myself talk about those subjects requires a very specific frame of  mind, and not one given to splits from other topics.

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